Feb 24, 2004

A Sad Day in Toyland

For those of you who missed the news, it's official. After 43 years of dating, Barbie and Ken are breaking up. The shocked world is left with one burning question: Just how desperate for publicity is Mattel? (Personally, I blame the line of hoochie mama—excuse me, My Scene—Barbies. With oversized heads and feet and a line of midriff-baring fashions, they look like the freaky girls in the Steve Madden ads. Little tramps.)

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