Vocab Lesson

Hell, sometimes faux words are the best. In the grand tradition of Shakespeare and Lewis Carroll, here are two surprisingly useful new words:

stairwellian adj – referring to something too secretive for public discussion or display, i.e. something that must be discussed in a more discreet location such as a stairwell. (pronounced like Orwellian).

viscivious adj – evilly lecherous; a combination of lascivious and vicious. Word courtesy of the lovely Caroline, definition assigned later.