Apr 27, 2004

Now If Only They Had Sex in the Swimming Pool . . .

N.Y.U. doesn't attract just smart students, it attracts smart, eclectic students," said Mr. Beckman, the university spokesman. "We had a film student who wanted to film a couple performing a live sex act in front of a class. We had students who set up a swimming pool in their dorm room. Now we have this fellow.

Is this guy actually proud of these "smart, eclectic students"? Next time they interview him, you know he's going to puff up with pride and mention some kids who built the world's largest bong or something. Oh, those nutty kids.