The Tiara Song? The Ballad of Nutella?

This site is freaking awesome. I want to send in a song suggestion . . . maybe something about anchovy pizza and champagne. Or tiaras. Or both. Or Nutella, maybe. Oh, too many choices!

To give credit where it's due, I never would have found the site (or thought to look for it, for that matter) without the help of Gawker.