An In-Depth Analysis of the Man Date

I cannot fathom that the idea of guys going out for friendly dinners or drinks is really article-worthy. Yet the Times disagrees, and has devoted an entire article to the admirable man who is secure enough in his masculinity to venture out into the big, bad world alone with another male and his thumb-sucking counterpart who can't quite manage to shake off the terrifying spectre of homosexuality in such encounters.

Do me a favor, Jennifer 8. Lee: Stop wasting your word count writing about some of the most backward-ass fucks on the planet.