Bedspreads Are the New Black

Dear god in heaven. Karolina Kurkova is wearing a bedspread. As an evening gown. I don't know what to say.

Incidentally, check out this gallery for some of the most preposterously-dressed, pretentiously-named snooty-ass people ever to attend a gala.

Update: I am not alone in loathing the bedspread dress.