Jul 25, 2005

A Disgusting But Apt Metaphor

As I walked to the bodega to get some coffee (this is the Bronx, yo-- no Starbucks here. We're keeping it real.), I was immediately assaulted by the smell of wet dog. No, dog shit. No, both. I determined that the block between my office and the bodega smells like a wet dog taking a shit.

I need to get a new job.

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