Nov 23, 2005

Rock Out With Your Cock Out, the Columbia Edition

Yo. YO. Where were the naked parties when I was at Columbia? Especially naked parties involving beads and fairy wings? I have beads. I have fairy wings. I have naked.

To be honest, I probably wouldn't have been a regular attendee. Freshman year, hell yeah. Sophomore year, maybe. By junior and senior year, no bloody way. I'd be far more likely to stay in my room, curled up on my bed, watching dvds and nursing a bottle of gin.

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