All the Lonely People

If you are bitter and recently broken up, go buy yourself a voodoo doll toothpick holder. Pretend it's the last person who dumped you. Or otherwise pissed you off.

Or you could drink yourself into a stupor. This set will help you recover in style.

Just because you're alone doesn't mean you have to be deprived. Enjoy yourself with one of these. Highly recommended, I assure you.

And, if you're in the New York area, treat yourself to a gorgeous (and fantastically cheap) massage from Maiyomi Traditions, at 68 White Street. I had one over the weekend and I already want another.