Jun 1, 2006

Dilemma

Last week was rather busy at work, so I forgot to post what had really been the entertainment highlight of the week. As I was walking to work one morning, I passed some shoeless, bedreaded homeless guy (one of many) who was just waking up. He was chatting with his dog, let out a tremendous belch, and noticed me walking by. After exchanging the usual good morning–type pleasantries, he said:
"Hey, don't go to work. Hang out with me. We can smoke weed all day!"
"Tempting," I replied. "But no."

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