Oct 13, 2006

One-Stop Shopping for All Your Haunting Needs

Holy Great Pumpkin. If I were loaded, I would definitely have to place a few orders from The Scarefactory. I've always wanted to throw a Halloween party in a genuinely frightening setting, but most of my decorations are more of the cute and kitschy variety. But just imagine if I had guests walk through the corridor of corpses? Or if I set up one of these scary-ass animated characters (particularly the death statue or the scarionette)? Or any of this haunted furniture? My guests would piss themselves.

Oh. Maybe that's why I wouldn't decorate with these: too much cleanup.

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