Bacon and Chips

Oy, yesterday was busy. Too busy for posting, in fact. But I shall make it up to you today, I swear.
First, amuse yourselves with this article about a potato-chip connoisseur from the Onion.
Then, since we're on a slight food theme, check out this undeniably bizarre yet strangely appealing bacon bracelet. (Via Popgloss.)
There. That should keep you occupied for a little while.