Mar 29, 2007

From the New York Times Department of the Obvious

This Times article is moronic for so many reasons. Let me count the ways:

1. Some people will not want to date you because they hate some facet of your apartment. Fine. How is this noteworthy?
2. 70-year-old Albert Podell, a wealthy lawyer living in a rent-controlled apartment with decor that hasn't changed since 1973, is a freak.
3. “I don’t think I could ever like somebody who got their lighting wrong,” says freelance book editor Michele Slung. She "insists on pink light bulbs, her preferred shade being Dawn Pink." I hope your cats look lovely in Dawn Pink, lady, 'cause they will be your only companions if you insist on using lighting as a litmus test for potential dates.

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