H2HO

Okay, okay. We all know that bottled water is a sham. But, while some are going out of their way to encourage tap-water consumption, others are clearly headed in the opposite direction. Enter Bling H2O. 'Cause it's not enough to drink bottled water—you now have to look like a status-seeking douche, too. Or, more likely (what with the fruity-ass Swarovski-smothered bottle), a status-seeking douchebaguette.

Tack-o-rama.