May 4, 2007

H2Oh Hell No

Okay, okay. We all know that bottled water is a sham. But, while some are going out of their way to encourage tap-water consumption, others are clearly headed in the opposite direction. Enter Bling H2O. 'Cause it's not enough to drink bottled water—you now have to look like a status-seeking douche, too. Or, more likely (what with the fruity-ass Swarovski-smothered bottle), a status-seeking douchebaguette.



Afshin said...
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Lew said...

Great little post. I used to drink out of a garden hose all summer long. Except for the occasional blackouts and an annoying neck tic, everything is fine.

Dogs drink from the toilet, and they seem just fine.