Sep 25, 2007

Not Just Useless, But Stupid Products

First up is this remote control, perfect for the person who has way too much school spirit. Seriously, who wants that? My remote doesn't need to be garish or match my decor. It needs to work. And not get stuck in the couch cushions. That's about it.

Now our next product is beyond idiotic. Can you imagine the meeting where this idea was first pitched? "Think about it—lots of girls use hairdryers, right? Now girls like pink, but a pink hairdryer? That's been done. We're going for edgy here. Just picture it: a pink-handled hairdryer shaped like—wait for it—a pistol!"

And someone actually green-lit that? Brilliant.

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