Apparently even Barbie's shopping for a new career in this crappy economy. And you can vote, which is the cool part. The choices, incidentally, are environmentalist, surgeon, architect, news anchor, or computer engineer. Bitch is taking all the good jobs.
And, while we're on the topic of Barbie (of course, when am I not on that topic?), have you seen Lady Gaga Barbie? Pretty freaking funny, I tell ya what. Let's face it though—that Kermit coat just isn't a good look on anyone, even Barbie.