After having two umbrellas crap out on me this year, I had reached the conclusion it was time for a new one. Yesterday, the ThinkGeek catalog arrived...I have found my new umbrella. I promptly ordered this beauty. Of course, it doesn't collapse and I have no idea how sturdy it is, but it lights up in a totally badass fashion. What more do you want? Well, and it theoretically keeps you dry.
I'll let you know how it turns out. I think it promises to be awesome.