As everyone knows, I'm a bit of a fan of Barbies. Hell, why not? Barbie gets to wear all kinds of awesome things that I don't get to wear. And she can afford Louboutins even when I can't. Bitch.
Anyway, I am quite smitten by this Barbarella-ish (Barbarellish?) Goddess of the Galaxy Barbie. And I know it's not practical, but I would totally wear that. Except that I don't have the legs for it. And I'm bad with platforms. Yeah, so this is obviously why Barbie gets to wear these things and I don't.