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7.9.2004
Let's All Heave a Sigh of Relief.
Thank god, the website I linked to in my earlier post is a hoax. Now we can all enjoy the twisted humor of the faux site of a 37-year old Hermione Granger-obsessed fan without fearing for the safety of children the world over. Thanks to Jeremy for pointing me to this illuminating article.
Thank god, the website I linked to in my earlier post is a hoax. Now we can all enjoy the twisted humor of the faux site of a 37-year old Hermione Granger-obsessed fan without fearing for the safety of children the world over. Thanks to Jeremy for pointing me to this illuminating article.
In Praise of Donald Murray
This column made me profoundly sad. I've been reading Donald Murray's columns intermittently for years and really enjoy his writing. He very seldom discusses big, important, newsy topics; rather, his colums are very personal, heartfelt, and truly make you feel like you're getting to know both Murray and his wife, Minnie Mae. The column I've linked to is sad, but well written (and, I might mention as further motivation for reading it, short.)
7.8.2004
This column made me profoundly sad. I've been reading Donald Murray's columns intermittently for years and really enjoy his writing. He very seldom discusses big, important, newsy topics; rather, his colums are very personal, heartfelt, and truly make you feel like you're getting to know both Murray and his wife, Minnie Mae. The column I've linked to is sad, but well written (and, I might mention as further motivation for reading it, short.)
Craving a Family Guy Fix
I can't wait for the new season of Family Guy. Sadly, that won't premiere on Fox until some time next year so, for the time being, I must content myself with reading articles like this one. And you can bet your little booties that I'm going to watch American Dad. (Unless it sucks. But I won't know if it sucks until I see it, right?)
7.7.2004
I can't wait for the new season of Family Guy. Sadly, that won't premiere on Fox until some time next year so, for the time being, I must content myself with reading articles like this one. And you can bet your little booties that I'm going to watch American Dad. (Unless it sucks. But I won't know if it sucks until I see it, right?)
Dirty Thoughts of the Day
According to Engrish, this is what should be on all our minds.
In a slightly related thought, two years ago, when I spent several months in London, I mandated a Halloween party (as is my custom). In the process of making my costume, I fashioned a bra-like attachment to the bodice that my friends kept referring to as the "tit bits." If only I had known that I could simply buy that part of the costume here.
7.6.2004
According to Engrish, this is what should be on all our minds.
In a slightly related thought, two years ago, when I spent several months in London, I mandated a Halloween party (as is my custom). In the process of making my costume, I fashioned a bra-like attachment to the bodice that my friends kept referring to as the "tit bits." If only I had known that I could simply buy that part of the costume here.
And You Thought the Olsen Twins Countdown Was Freaky.
Okay, it's not pc to fantasize about Hermione Granger from the Harry Potter films, but go ahead. I know she's only 14, but she looked older in the last film. So you're allowed to fantasize, but only about Hermione in Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban. No younger than that. You don't want to turn into this sad fuck. (Thanks, NewYorkish.)
Okay, it's not pc to fantasize about Hermione Granger from the Harry Potter films, but go ahead. I know she's only 14, but she looked older in the last film. So you're allowed to fantasize, but only about Hermione in Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban. No younger than that. You don't want to turn into this sad fuck. (Thanks, NewYorkish.)
I'm Baack!
Yes, I have indeed returned from the wilds of Russia and Austria. It was fun but now my internal clock is totally fucked. You know it's bad when you're falling asleep at nine pm while watching Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, no less.
Am too tired to be witty right now. Will be witty later. Have lots of work piled up. Urg.
Yes, I have indeed returned from the wilds of Russia and Austria. It was fun but now my internal clock is totally fucked. You know it's bad when you're falling asleep at nine pm while watching Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, no less.
Am too tired to be witty right now. Will be witty later. Have lots of work piled up. Urg.