Rolling Along

Oh, and while we’re on the theme, allow me to mention the greatest Katamari T-shirt ever.

Felt With Feeling

Check out the adorable felt jewelry creations of Made by Moxie. This cuff and these rings are a must for diehard Katamari fans, and I just plain old like the power button ring and argyle cuff.

So yeah: Buy handmade this Valentine's Day. Your Valentine will think you're all sweet and thoughtful and resourceful to find such quirky, unique goodies. Then she will have sex with you. Which is really the point, innit.

Lactivists, misinformation, earmuffs. In that order.

This is infuriating as all hell; I thought we'd resolved the whole breastfeeding-in-public kerfuffle about 15 years ago. No? Well, peeps, get over it. It's a boob.

This, on the other hand, is more than infuriating. It's downright alarming. When I read about reactionaries like Eric Keroack—and discover that he's been put in charge of the U.S.'s family planning program—it frustrates me so much I want to cry. How horrifying that he's now in a position of power from which he can better spread his misinformation.

And, so that you're not thoroughly depressed after reading the aforementioned two articles, take a gander at these redonkulous Katamari earmuffs.

It's All About Wii

Okay, after reading this review of The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess, I've decided that I need a Wii. Of course, if Jeremy Parish says that you'll find yourself "leaning forward in your seat, flailing away with the Wii Remote," chances are good that I'll be doing balletic and/or kickboxing moves across the room. (Hey, I get very agitated while playing games. I nearly put the controller through the screen during Lego Star Wars II. And they're only Legos.)
Also, it's been rumored that Namco will make a Katamari game for the Wii. That's the clincher. I need a Wii. Just not until they're a) actually available for non-crazy people and b) possibly less expensive.