Wiitlemania

Yeah, I know Wii-themed stuff should be getting old by now, but it's not. So, what happens when you cross the Beatles with the Wii? This shirt. (Via Tcritic.)

Wii-alistic Expectations

Okay, let's face it: You want a Wii for Christmas. But, what with the shortages and the lines, it's a pain in the glayven. So you're not getting a Wii for Christmas. (And definitely not a PS3, but that's no great loss—it costs $600, weighs 17 pounds, and looks like a George Foreman grill.) To numb the pain of a Wii-less holiday, get a DS Lite (in either polar white or onyx black), which is awfully handy for when you have to take three flights in one day. And, in preparation for your eventual ownership of a Wii, get this shirt.

Wii Remote-1, TV-0

Ouch. Must suck to be this guy, whose Wii Remote slipped and cracked his TV screen. And I assumed the first Wii-related casualties would involve RSIs and dislocated shoulders.

It's All About Wii

Okay, after reading this review of The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess, I've decided that I need a Wii. Of course, if Jeremy Parish says that you'll find yourself "leaning forward in your seat, flailing away with the Wii Remote," chances are good that I'll be doing balletic and/or kickboxing moves across the room. (Hey, I get very agitated while playing games. I nearly put the controller through the screen during Lego Star Wars II. And they're only Legos.)
Also, it's been rumored that Namco will make a Katamari game for the Wii. That's the clincher. I need a Wii. Just not until they're a) actually available for non-crazy people and b) possibly less expensive.