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3.07.2007

A Baby is Not a Weapon

What the fuck is wrong with some people? During a fight with her boyfriend, a woman named Chytoria Graham wielded her four-week-old baby like a bat, using the kid to hit her boyfriend. The baby suffered a fractured skull but is otherwise okay and now in the custody of his grandmother...who's also looking after Graham's four other children. Why do people like this have one child, let alone five?

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1.09.2007

Maybe Asians are Smarter

As evidenced by this boob-seeking baby.

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6.06.2005

Stupid Baby Names

What is it with celebrities and their affinity for bizarre and/or stupid baby names? Last Friday comedian Penn Jillette and his wife had a baby girl whom they named—are you ready?—Moxie CrimeFighter Jillette. Yes. Moxie CrimeFighter Jillette. My heart goes out to the poor child.

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