The Plight of Celebrity Progeny

Sweet Jeebus on a pogo stick, but I pity some of these celebrities' kids! I mean Ocean and Liberty aren't too bad (albeit rather hippiesque), but Audio Science, Moxie CrimeFighter, and Princess Tiaamii are gonna have some problems on the playground.

Stupid Baby Names

What is it with celebrities and their affinity for bizarre and/or stupid baby names? Last Friday comedian Penn Jillette and his wife had a baby girl whom they named—are you ready?—Moxie CrimeFighter Jillette. Yes. Moxie CrimeFighter Jillette. My heart goes out to the poor child.