Not Dirtty—Try Despicable

I'm sorry, but this is fucked up. First of all, doggy fashion is a bit retarded any way you look at it. Some ensembles are too ridiculous to not find endearing (e.g., the sequined lavender leg warmers I bought for my grandmother's poodle), but let's face it—dog outfits are just tiny travesties. Putting a grill (jesus, I can't even type the word without wanting to put air quotes around it—I hate those things) on a dog is horrendous. It's bad enough that most pit bulls have to wear muzzles; why blingify the muzzle and turn what should be a negative (the fact that your dog is required to be muzzled) and masquerade it as a positive attribute (your dog is all ferocious and ghetto-fabulous)? I don't like the glorification of violence (not to mention conspicuous consumption), and this is precisely what Dirtty Bones does. To dogs who, no matter how fierce, can't fight against horrid and demeaning wardrobe choices.

Gives New Meaning to the Phrase "Doggy-Style"

On a lighter note, this is recockulous: You can now buy your dog his own sex doll. Thanks for pointing me to that one, Zack.

One Sick Fuck (Continued)

Update: Apparently, a suspect has been arrested in the case I mentioned previously involving the beheading of a missing dog. The suspect is an ex-boyfriend of the teenage dog owner.

One Sick Fuck

This is one of the most fucked-up things I've heard in a long time: After weeks of looking for her missing dog, a 17-year-old girl found its head—gift-wrapped in a box—on her doorstep. That's fucking horrible: sick, sad, twisted, cruel. What sort of demented bastard would do that?

Pink is the New Dog

Okay, I know I said I'd start the holiday gift guide today, but I may have lied. What I really need to do today is show you this picture. I know the caption says that the dog is red, but it's quite clearly pink. My mom had a pink poodle once. True story. She dyed it pink, much to the consternation of her little brother. Hell, that's pretty creative for a little kid. The photo just reminded me of that incident.