Damp Cats: Not a Euphemism

Today's cuteness is brought to you by Damp Cats.

They're cats.
They're wet.
And they're mad as hell.

And, in their anger, they're adorable.

Boogying Bush Bangs a Bongo

Pretty snifty alliteration, huh? Huh? Yeah, so Bush does a little dance, plays a little drum, and generally gets down for malaria.

See, you may think that there isn't much for him to dance about these days, but you'd be wrong. Our fearless leader has devised a foolproof new plan, ready for implementation in Iraq: He's sending in the security kitties.

Spanking the Kitty

I've heard of spanking the monkey, but this is ridiculous. If you only watch two cat spanking videos this year, watch these.