The Wit and Wisdom of T-Pain

And just when I'd thought society was sadly lacking in a modern equivalent of Shakespeare, I discover T-Pain. I think I'm in love—no homo. Do yourself a vast favor and watch both clips. And have a draaaank handy.

Make Me Fries

Prepare to wet yourself. Check out this captioned video of Pearl Jam's "Yellow Ledbetter." The captions sound spot-on to me. Thanks Zack!