One Sick Fuck (Continued)

Update: Apparently, a suspect has been arrested in the case I mentioned previously involving the beheading of a missing dog. The suspect is an ex-boyfriend of the teenage dog owner.

One Sick Fuck

This is one of the most fucked-up things I've heard in a long time: After weeks of looking for her missing dog, a 17-year-old girl found its head—gift-wrapped in a box—on her doorstep. That's fucking horrible: sick, sad, twisted, cruel. What sort of demented bastard would do that?

My Eyes Need Diapers

Hi. Yes. I know I was going to start the holiday gift guide this week, but things happened. Er, thing happened. I got sick. And I cannot spew forth holiday cheer and fabulous gift ideas whilst my right eye waters like a faucet, my head pounds like a drum, and my nose and throat conspire to kill me. Anticipate the fabulosity next week.